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The Dragon Slayer
Long, long ago…
I was expertly skilled with bow and knife
I was a valiant warrior…
That was my life
Oh, so long ago…
I remember meeting the lovely maiden, wearing a snow white dress
Her name was Aliceia —I found out later—she was the Royal princess
Her family crest was inscribed on a medallion
And she rode so regally atop a pure white stallion
Purity and chaste, two words to describe her best
She had a good, clean heart; one that’s surely blessed
Her father’s kingdom was a safe and peaceful place
Until the day that dark and evil shadow flew over the palace
Aliceia was snatched away in those monstrous claws
And the King came to me for help; the winner of wars
He asked me to save his only daughter
And promised marriage to whomever recaught her
I vowed to do it, for so long I had sought her
I will fight to save Aliceia; I am the dragon slayer
The vile dragon carried Aliceia to its nest deep in the hills
Flying just above the forest his wings blew the leaves from the trees
I followed close on my sturdy steed, carrying with me what I’d need
My strength and my skill, my bow and my sword
My love and my courage, and my faith in the Lord
I found the dragon’s lair set deep in a cave
To step into this nightmare one must be brave
There was the princess, afraid and praying to be saved
The beast was above her, about to devour
It was a sight to make lesser men cower
But I was God’s chosen one
So I struck at the beast with all of my power
I knew I’d meet searing agonizing death
From a fiery flash of dragon’s breath
I ducked and I swung; the balance of life hung
No room for it to move; I had everything to prove
And be sure that I didn’t lose
I was taking a chance; stood a warrior’s stance
It was luck and a draw, and off came a claw
The dragon and a knight, a stab and a bite
I was caught off my guard and the dragon hit hard
Aliceia screamed at the sight she saw
For I was caught in the dragon’s great maw
Its teeth encroached within me; I felt an explosion of pain
With my last choking breath in the seconds before death
I plunged my blade up through its mouth, into its brain
It let out a blood curdling sigh, and the fiend was no more
The dragon was dead; but alas, so was I
I had saved her life and the princess was free
I gave up for her my life; no more of her would I see
For the rest of you to know, my story did I share
Of the fight to show my care, brave the nightmare I did dare
Now for me say a prayer, the soul of a dragon slayer
I paid my life in the dragon’s lair
Now on the road to heaven; the King of Kings, he paid my fare
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She’s the sexiest, horniest, deadliest spy
Her charm is irresistible, I can’t deny
Until I saw the gun strapped to her thigh
I was just looking for a night of passion
Wound up in bed with an enemy assassin
She leaned in close and licked my ear
Her heavy breathing was all I could hear
My head got hot and my ears rang
When she gave me her kiss kiss, bang bang
Kissy kissy bang bang!
She gave me her kiss, kiss, and I wanted more
Her gun went bang bang, and I hit the floor
Kiss kiss, bang bang!
Cloak and dagger was the game she played
Her lethal weapon was the tool of her trade
I’d be a dead man if I had stayed
The woman was deadly; albeit sweet
She tried to trick me with her sultry heat
She reached for her piece; such speed for me to beat
Kiss kiss, bang bang!
She gave me her kiss kiss, and I wanted more
Her gun went bang bang
I shot back and I was out the door
Kiss kiss, bang bang!
Today just hasn’t been my day
I met a vivacious vixen, she tried to blow me away
She drew her gun on me; my life she cursed
She came in blazing but I hit my target first
And she went down in a crimson burst
No more kiss kiss, bang bang
My heart still raced and my ears rang
From all of her kiss kiss, bang bang
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

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